Whatsapp Message (Reply)

Please whenever you are in the mood to fight just message me, "Fighting mood activated" so that I can be ready for you. And stop countering me with past issues when I'm in a happy mood/living in the present. Seriously, for your sake, I have been reading your message over and over, trying to figure out the rational behind it but I cannot seem to find any. So next time please end with "In conclusion". Cause for a moment I thought your conclusion was "Simple can't do this anymore. I'm done putting up with you just as you have". But then I realized I never mentioned being done putting up with you. I'm still putting up with you so please continue doing same for me. And if you were thinking the message will pave way for a way out then you can do better. I decided to reply only to prove to you that I took your message the right way. Realized I have been giving you too many break times instead of break overs. So henceforth, I'm going to fully start my frequent phone calls and text messages. And we will surely find our way back to whom we used to be and even far better. It was good to hear from you. Stay Safe!. ("Kanta").

Whatsapp Message

I know you will take this message the wrong way as you always do but I'll say this anyway. I keep trying to figure out what has really gotten into you these days. Being over sentimental and analytical wasn't someone I knew you for. I cannot put this the right way so I will say it as it is. Getting on my nerves day-in and day-out with usually unnecessary questions wouldn't solve any puzzle you trying to unravel in your head. When did you start being so emotional that even a joke becomes your mystery puzzle?. I just don't get you these days. If you've noticed or been told anything about me that discombobulates you, just be straight-forward with it and stop this CID game you playing with me. Always complaining about me not calling or messaging you or replying your messages when appropriate or checking up on you frequently. But what stops you from doing so, and afterwards finding out the reason why. Rather than sitting there waiting on me, jumping into conclusions of me being online the whole day and not even saying hi. Oh come on, give me a break!. What are you always serious about?, that these days nothing is funny to you anymore. Remember, I was an open book to you from the first day we met and you accepted me for me. So stop this "Had I known" attitude you putting up with me lately. The annoying part is after you done complaining and I'm explaining, you end up saying "It's okay". Then why don't you keep the complaints to yourself in the first place if it's okay. Simple can't do this anymore. I'm done putting up with you just as you have with me.

Whatchamacallit

This is to my finest and sweetest bae. Love you like I just fell in love with you yesterday. My very one and only love like no other. You really my all in all. I cannot stop loving you, trust me I have tried. I will always love you. Stay blessed and may your heart desire be fulfilled today. Wish I wasn't broke like I would take come take you out by hook or crook. Have fun to the fullest but take care and May God beat you with blessings until you are weak and cannot take another punch of blessing. Thank you for always being there for me. With all the tight corner questions and various harassment here and there. To the always expecting a hug attitude, to the not letting go during the hug due to my selfish desires. Neither did you wither during all our "out of range" and "over the bar" chats. Always checking up on me from time-to-time even when I stopped being the first to say hello. The only problem is we no longer calling each other. But I know from henceforth you shall fully start calling me again. Since credit isn't your problem. Have a lovely day and never forget to think about me three times daily. Morning, Afternoon & Evening. From your long lasting lover and promising future partner to be.

Paxton's Story

For me, I think trusting someone is very difficult cause we totally don't know what they are up to in our absence. Neither can we tell what/whom they are mostly thinking of or whom they are usually chatting with or where they often go that we are unaware of. So we are always in doubt. And the slightest thing we see or hear becomes prove of our doubt. Sometimes we begin to ask too many suspicious or tricky questions awaiting an answer that would make us feel better. Every now and then, we come up with silly games like truth or dare to enable us find out what we wanna know. Beating around the bush becomes the order of the day cause we don't really have evidence for our words so we try to play smart. Trusting someone is a matter of choice, no one forces you to so don't act like is a must and therefore I have to prove myself to you first. Whereby, you decide to take me through series of tests. How would you know if I'm pretending or deceiving you. Why stress yourself?.

Quandary II

Okay so I guess you've been waiting for a feedback after I went ahead to tell him to feel free and propose to me if only he was interested in me. And what you wished for came to reality. Obviously, I sent it as a goodnight message after our daily chat. Come over tomorrow and let's talk about it, he replied. I could barely wait to hear what he had to say. Just then, it seemed God was pausing the time occasionally or it was simply me being impatient. Finally, it was tomorrow. Lol. So I showered and dressed up. I know it sounds straightforward but in actual fact it took me 3hours to get done. Suddenly, all my dresses didn't seem fit for the occasion. Coiffured my hair and I was on my way. We met up on his hall way and we hugged for almost 1minute before heading for his room. When we got there we hugged again before he arranged his playlist which were fully packed with highly rated romantic tracks. The atmosphere was fully charged. Lol!. We danced for like 30minutes non-stop, never realized I had all those dance moves. We really had fun until he cleared his throat and I knew the moment had arrived. We stared into each others eyes for sometime. But I saw fear in his eyes so I encouraged him to say what was on his mind cause I would accept it no matter what. He pulled me even closer and kissed me. No one has ever kissed me the way he did, it was so on point. After 10minutes of passionate kissing, he whispered into my ears I love you. I pulled him back, smiled, looked him in the eye and replied I love you too. But I'm not ready for a relationship, he added. I slapped him and walked out and that was the end.

Quandary

I met this guy last year April and we begun talking. He was not really much of a talker but was great at text-messaging. It was funny sometimes, cause I remember vividly when we met up the first time and he had to text-message me, nice dress. And he was like, where is your phone?, cause I think I texted you a message not long ago. Other times he would wait for us to part ways then he would send a message saying, we should have hugged a bit longer. And I would always reply, like seriously! or really!. I mean who does that?, we always agree on the same stuff so open up. Then we got pretty much closer so I would tease him by saying, tell me what you are going to message me straight to my face now or forever keep it to yourself. I just found a way to make him free his mind face-to-face anytime we met and obviously he took advantage of that. Even though I saw that coming anyway. I mean he's actually fun to be with but there is always a but. Laugh out loud. Cause by now, you and I are very much aware that there's nothing under the sun thus perfect. Okay so the problem is, he has never dropped the relationship topic. Not even once or by mistake. So I wondering if I should or just take my mind of it?. Cause I do like him and I have been waiting to say yes. And I have made that very clear for a month now but he seems not to comply. I know right, It's really weird. So I have decided to tell him to ask me out if only he's interested. Would let you know the outcome. Fingers-Crossed!.

Full Package III

If you are still living your life to please people, receive brain. As for me, I owe it all to Jesus. As my father would say, never make an abomination of loving someone with all your heart. Even with a quarter of it, you are in trouble. I think a dot of your heart is okay. My point is, don't rely on words such as, I love you with all my heart from your fellow human. Guard your heart with wisdom by reading the Book of Proverbs in the Bible everyday. Say to self: I will no longer allow the negative things in my life spoil all the good things I have, I choose to be happy. By now you know people come in and out of your life, and only the real ones stay. So stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start thinking positive about what could go right. Always look at the bright side of things no matter how difficult it is. There is always someone out there who has been through worse than we have. So don't keep saying you don't know how it feels like or you have no idea what I'm going through. We may be right but look at the brighter side.

Full package II

Prayer will make a man cease from sin. And sin will entice a man to cease from prayer. Pain changes people. It makes them trust less, overthink more and shut people out. Don't let yourself be controlled by three things: people, money or past experience. Pray not only because you need something but because you have a lot to thank God for. The devil doesn't care if you go to church or read your Bible,  as long as you don't apply it to your life. But God is in control and He is always listening. All you need to say is, "Help me Father, I cannot do it on my own, I need you. And He will respond by saying, " Don't worry I have already set the alarm clock. Your time is Coming. The hardest part about being strong is that no one asks if you are okay.

Full Package

I'm a strong person. But every now and then I would like someone to take my hand and say everything will be alright. Even though I've reached a point in my life where it's no longer necessary to impress anyone. if they like me the way I am, that's good. If they don't, that's too bad. The heavens will not be filled with those who never made mistakes but with those who recognized that they were off course and corrected their ways to get back in the light of Gospel truth. So Father, today I set my heart and mind on you. Give me your vision for my future. Help me to see myself the way You see me so that I can imagine and live in the blessing You have in store for me. Empty me of me so I can be more of you in Jesus' name. Amen.

Cockeyed

Benson wakes up at his usual time 9am whenever it's blackout. He decides to take selfies on snapchat. He sends Shila one. *Shila: What erotic picture have you sent me?. Why, are you naked?, Then I want to see the downpart as well. *Benson: I'm I supposed to answer? Lol, In the washroom, about showering. How much will you pay? *Shila: Oh sweet bae, don't do that. Hurry up with the downpart as well okay. I'm waiting. *Benson: Okay, send me one of your twerking videos to help it stand first. *Shila: Oh just one snapshot is okay. I don't care about the size. Don't keep me waiting. *Benson: Send me the video first and I would send you like thousand on the spot.* Shila: Ah wait oo, what downpart are you referring to?. I'm referring to your legs. *Benson: Ohokay, Thought you meant my knees. Lemme send it right away for you then. *Shila: Ah I'm confused here, So what was to help it stand mean? What were you thinking? *Benson: Masa!, what is this "innocent mood activated" thing. You knew very well what I was talking about. *Shila: You see your life! Shaking my head! Go and shower, I have received the downpart. Talk later.

Goodmorning Msg

Okay so I got a message this morning and I read.
There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding" A little knowledge behind every "I don't know". A little emotion behind every "I don't care".  A little love behind every "I hate you". A little uneasiness behind every "I'm okay". A little pain behind every "forget it". A little fear behind every "leave me alone". A little hope behind every "goodbye". And a little "something" behind every "nothing". A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation; doesn't always need togetherness. As long as the relationship lives in the heart. But it's okay to let withering friendship die. Like flowers new bonds will grow and they will be just as beautiful.You can meet someone tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you've known forever. Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving. Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. Hence, I won't waste too much time on wrong people, cause time wasted is never retrieved. Speak only when your words are better than silence. So what do you think is the whole point behind the message?

It's Okay

The very words she says when she is pissed or fedup to get things over with. She dislikes the feeling of being alone but hates the feeling of forcing herself on others. What's she to do? Don't tell her, she always figures it out. But this time around she needs a little help. There's nothing you can really do. But at least show you are there for her anytime she needs you and that's enough. Nothing extraordinary is expected of you. Don't try to impress cause you will end up getting hurt by her actions. Don't worry yourself to do too much since only little is expected of you. Don't vex when all her replies has "hmmmm", "errrmmm" or "mmmmm" attached. Just ignore and read the rest of the message. She isn't weird, she is very normal. Just don't be over-expectant.

Inconceivable

An unimaginable love spreads out it's wings and flaps it gently towards me. Gradually and patiently swept me off my feet. Took me on a journey I was oblivious of. As gently as a tortoise, caring as a mother, romantic as romeo, I was awakened to this new me. A sudden feeling I never felt, zigzagged it's way into my heart. Dug a hole and planted itself. Such love that opposes contraction and expansion. Trembles not in times of confusion and frustration. It lightens up your inner mind with a speck of self-awareness. Illuminates your vision and imagination. Equips your sensational kindness with no prerequisite benignity in exchange. It hunts you down, hits you unaware, which would baffle your mind. And in your state of dilemma, it fires straight into your heart like a sniper. And that is why it's dabbed an unimaginable love. You dey figa "Hard guy". Relax, your time go come.

One Day

We all have a story to tell one day. By now you know how yours is going to sound like  to your listeners. Whether it's going to invigorate, quicken, urge or counsel them. The choices are left to us to make. I'm a very smart guy, if I want to get something  done I find ways and means to get it done. But my problem is, I wait until one or two days to the deadline when there is too much pressure on me before I get it done. When I'm very much aware I could have gotten it over with a week earlier. You may not have a procrastination problem like I do but we all do have our weakness one way or another. And for sure we can deal with it, if only we make up our mind to. The choice is yours to make but the only thing I want to tell you is, don't let your weaknesses prevent you from your awaiting glory. Let your turning around inspire others. Stuffs like this we don't talk too much so I won't stress on it too much. Think about it anyways. You've got to have something to tell and it should aim to inspire or rejuvenate someone.