Friday 22 May 2015

Relax


Julia:  Hey!
Smith: Hey!
Julia: How you doing?
Smith: I'm doing good, finally, you missed me,
       always had a feeling this day would come
       but didn't expect it this soon.
Julia: Hey!, Relax, text messaging  all my Vodafone numbers
       cause my bundle will expire tomorrow and don't
       want it to go waste.
Smith: Oh okay, bye!.
Julia: Lol!, Funny boy

Concern


I know you never saw this coming but I'm curious.
Have you ever felt like you won't make it to heaven
if the trumpet should sound now?. How does it feel
actually?, it's like we ain't doing enough to make it
there. I know for sure we will make it there, but how many
crowns are we gonna receive based on our works?. There is more
we can do, but just the little we doing and our faithfulness towards
that is enough.

Forgetfulness


We see the signs when they once in a while
forget our birthday, then our anniversary. We make
up excuses for them, that is due to the stress.
Then they occasionally forget our children's birthday,
relative's name, parent's name and we still okay.
Therefore we shouldn't get pissed when they also
forget the children's age, grade and other petty stuffs.
Let's look at the bright side, they have good qualities that
eclipses their shortcomings. Thats what we should embrace,
or better still we can choose to tell them to prevent getting
disappointed instead of expecting a surprise.

Google It


Lemme tell you a story of how a boy's life was
transformed by google. Danny was almost 8 years old
when his parents divorced. He liked asking questions but
no one seem to give him a tangible answer. All they said was
"You are just a kid, you won't understand". The only thing
that kept him happy and made him feel wanted was his relationship
with Tricia, his girlfriend. But he got dumped and his world came
grumbling down, he still managed to make it to school the following day.
His teacher kept on saying if you have any question at all bothering you
just google it but guess he took it personal, thinking google was a problem
solver. He stayed awake all night, googling all his problems. Starting with,
why did my parents divorce?, why did she break up with me?, how do I happy myself?,  What-else is there to leave for?. Interestingly, he got several answers for his questions of which he sieved and narrowed them down to the possible answers that applied to him in a sense. Since then, any unanswered question of his was googled. Just made the story up. Jesus is the answer!.

Conversation

Conversation I
Jimmy: Hello!
Paula: Hi!
Jimmy: Been seeing you around,
       guess you in this hostel?
Paula: Yeah!
Jimmy: Lovely hairstyle anyways
Paula: Thanks!
Jimmy: You welcome!, I'm jimmy by the way
       You?
Paula: Paula
Jimmy: Alright, Nice meeting you
Paula: You too

Conversation II
Jimmy: Hello, guess we've met again.
Paula: Yeah!, Hi.
Jimmy: You do remember me right?
Paula: Oh yeah!, jimmy right?
Jimmy: Yeah!, Thats right!, You look tired.
Paula: Really?, just closed from lectures.
Jimmy: That is why. What course?
Paula: Biochemistry, You?
Jimmy: Actuarial Science
Paula: Okay!
Jimmy: Make sure you rest
Paula: Don't worry, I will.
Jimmy: See you around then
Paula: You too

Clumsy


Have you had a super-weird experience that
you think is a dream and someone should have woken
you up by now. Lemme give you an epitome, I watched a series by name
"Finding Carter". About a lady who was having dinner with her mother when
her friends called her to join them for a drink-up party which ended them
all in jail. They were all bailed out after an hour except for Carter who
was redirected to an interrogation room and was told her real name wasn't
Carter but Serena and that her mother wasn't her actual mom but she abducted
her from her genuine mother after birth. And that her true parents were
standing outside the premises to take her home. In short, her 16 years of living
has been on a lie and with a kidnapper. But she still said she wanted her life
back and that she was mistaken for someone else but she wasn't. Is any of your
experiences worser than this?, Then move on!.    

A Disturbing Secret


How does it feel when you finally tell someone
a secret you've been hiding from them for years
cause someone threatens if you don't they would.
And now you master courage to tell them to their face
and they go like, "I know". I saw it in a movie actually,
the wife told the husband I'm having an affair and he's like
"I know and it is with Carl". It's a bit relieving even though
it keeps you wondering and it makes you feel like you owe them and
wanna make it up to them for the pain you caused them but in return they
still showed you love. Cause this doesn't usually happen.

Don't Defend Them


I just don't see the reason why we should defend
someone after they ditch us at the time we needed them
the most by making up excuses for them. But one thing
we should be okay with is that they will always
think of their safety and reputation first in times of
trouble and if we cool with that and can cope then fine
but they will never change cause it's part of them.
Lemme top this up by a silly story I heard whereby a
woman's husband sped off to safety when they were being
attacked by armed robbers in the middle of the night.
He forgot to wake up his wife who was still fast asleep
and it was too late to return so he had to endure hearing
the screams of his wife while she was being molested by the
robbers and returned when they were done and gone to console
her with the excuse of their room being wide apart. It's not
surprising if such a man packs all his valuable assets and vacates
in the night while their house is on fire. Gets to the garage, he now
remembers his wife and calls her on the phone and after she also escapes
taking some her stuffs and that of her husband. She meets him in the garage
and discovers he has already packed, asks him how and he gives the same excuse
of their room being wide apart. Get used to it. Look at the bright side.  

Like Seriously


Barry: Do you feel comfortable?
Wendy: With what actually?
Barry: With my hands on your shoulders.
Wendy: Why do you ask?
Barry: Just curious, since we're​ in town.
Wendy: It's okay since it's not on my waist.
Barry: You sure?
Wendy: Oh yeah!, unless you want to stop.
Barry: Seem like you want me to stop.
Wendy: Also having the same feeling you want me to tell you to stop.
Barry: You're becoming too smart these days.
Wendy: Can't say same about you though.
Barry: Very funny!
Wendy: I wasn't joking. Now you know the truth hurts.
Barry: Point being?
Wendy: That is why I couldn't say take your hands off. But it's a good thing, you figured it out anyway.

Wednesday 20 May 2015

The Meaning


It's good to know the meaning of our name you know.
It's about time we either asked our parents it's
meaning or we researched to find out it's meaning.
Cause it's meaning surely serves a purpose in our life.
Every name of a person is unique regardless there is no one
whose name isn't shared by another. It's never too late to
change your name if you don't like it's meaning.

Strange


Guess you have also noticed the radical shouts of joy
when a community is finally powered with light after experiencing
a period of power outage. Frequent power interruptions has now
changed our ways of living and has paved way for personal
holidays by workers. The percentage of heat, idleness and laziness
are increasing vastly. Inflation in the country is now 16.8%.
1US dollar is now 3.86gh, 1Euro is now 4.60gh, 1Pound is now
6.40gh. Indeed, we living in perilous times. Repent!

Dry Periods

Don't get worried when you start experiencing
such moments in your relationship/friendship, it is normal. In other words, anybody who enters into a relationship is bound to experience such moments. Dry periods, meaning the moment of silence, not that you two are short of words but just quiet. It could be that you two are thinking about your personal stuffs at that moment or you are both absent-minded. There is no problem at all. You don't need to see a counselor. Besides you two have your own personal lives apart from the one you share together and sometimes it gets you occupied.

Monday 18 May 2015

Twisted

I don't know whether you would get this feeling
outright but lemme dilate further. I was watching
a series when a kid had to do 5 years in juvenile and
just the moment he came back and tried to start all over again
even-though it wasn't easy. He got framed again for another murder
which made his life a living hell but he was finally vindicated
cause evidence pointed elsewhere.
The actual killer had been his father all along, who faked his
death years back and had now returned to explain things to him.
They ended up in a grievous argument of which he accidentally
killed out of self-defense on the same day he was vindicated and
all hands pointed at his father now whom they discovered was still
alive. But no one knew he had killed him. So he decided to keep
it a secret since no one would believe him if he explained his
innocence on the same day he was pronounced innocent. Unfortunately
for him, his dad's body was found and the murder was blamed on a close
friend of his. Oh yeah, he should have come out earlier on but he finally
felt like a normal kid and he was actually treated nice by everyone after they
realized his innocence.


Sunday 17 May 2015

Did You Know?

*11% of people are left-handed.
*August has the largest % of births.
*An average person falls asleep in 7mins.
*A ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
*Most lipsticks contain fish scales.
*Lemon contains more sugar than strawberry.
*The longest flight of a chicken recorded is 13secs.
*Most commonly used letter in the alphabet is E.
*Least used letter in the alphabet is Q.
*Dream is the only word that ends with mt.
*Money is the only one thing that couples argue about.
*About 90% of the world's population kisses.
*Coca-cola originally contains cocaine.
*The average human-brain contains around 78% of water.
*Lighting strikes the Earth 6,000 times every minute.
*A minute kiss burns 26 calories.
*On your birthday you share it with 9million others
*An average person will spend 25years asleep.
*Everyday is a holiday somewhere in the world.
*Black & Yellow, the two colors with the strongest impact.
*Safest car color is white.
*Oldest word in English language is "town".
*Monopoly is the most played game in the world.

Saved

Check this out;
Every Sunday morning, Drake always noticed
his dog was never at home. At first he didn't
take much notice of it but it got to a time he
realized it. He became cognizant of the fact that
Bosnia, the name of his dog, was normally missing within
the intervals of 9:00am to 11:00am right after it's breakfast.
He followed it one-day to find out what it has been up to without
it knowing and to his amazement it walked straight into a nearby
church and laid silently at a corner. He waited patiently in his car,
and he realized Bosnia vacated the premises right after closing and
returned to it's cage. The man decided to go the following Sunday
to actually witness what exactly captured his dog's attention and he got saved.
This is a true story of how a dog converted it's master into Christianity.

Friday 15 May 2015

Babies

I don't know about you but I was very cute
and adorable when was a baby. With all the curly
girly hair and the infectious laughter. Mothers were
all over me, everyone wanted to hold me in their arms
and have a feel my hair. A beautiful fine baby boy I was.
Even as I was growing, almost every Sunday I was showered
with money from strangers but I had a wise brother who always
took advantage of my ignorance. He would just hand me a bunch
of coins that only amounted to 2gh cedis in exchange for my 10gh
cedis but little did I know by then. Knowledge is Power!    

Mind Game II


Boy: What do you want for your birthday?
Girl: Anything from your heart
Boy: Please be specific
Girl: Are you sure?
Boy: Yes, Anything you want
Girl: Okay, Sobolo Drink-up!
Boy: No reply!
Girl: Are You there?
Boy: No reply!
Girl: Took a picture today, should I send you?
Boy: Oh Yeah
Girl: Now you there right?, Bye.

Mind Game

Girl: Who am I to you?
Boy: You should know by now
Girl: Thats why I'm asking
Boy: What do you think?
Girl: Just answer
Boy: Guess you quick-tempered
Girl: Since when?
Boy: You tell me
Girl: Avoiding the question right?
Boy: Just surprised you asking me now
Girl: What do you mean by that?
Boy: After all this while now you wanna know
Girl: What is wrong with that?
Boy: Why the sudden interest?
Girl: If you won't answer is okay
Boy: Alright then

Straight-Faces

A serious facial expression giving no evidence
of interest or amusement. Guess you've not met
someone with such a facial expression at a job
interview, at your defense, visa interview, court
room, office, and any other you can think of.
Don't know whether to term it as annoying or irritating
but it sure ain't cool. You can't tell whether they into
what you saying or they just waiting for you to finish on time
and just walk out. It just makes you lose confidence outrightly and
fumble throughout if it's your first experience. If you have one advice yourself!

Upset

It's not everyone who would
take lightly what you tell them.
Lemme clarify my point. I got a new
friend through an alliance letter with
aburi girl senior high school and we got
along through some one or two calls and all
of a sudden I made mention of the word "concert"
at a silly comment she made and that was the end, she
faked an out of coverage area.

Patience

There is a lot of risk waiting on someone
who isn't ready until they're​ ready, not an indecisive person but someone who knows what he/she wants but due to important circumstances isn't yet ready. Anything can happen along the way though. I wouldn't advice you to play smart but withhold yourself in such a way that you would not get hurt if the outcome of you waiting doesn't end up your way. There's no harm in waiting anyways. Besides, what's the rush?!. At least it prevents regret. Depends on the waiting time as well, should be a reasonable one. wink!

Complicated

Would call it funny but it sure isn't.
Wonder why we don't get whom we truly want sometimes
eventhough we try our best to make them ours. Doesn't
matter the amount of effort we put into and the sacrifices
we make cause we know left to that alone we've done more than
necessary. Over doing it too makes we appear too desperate and we
don't want to lose our dignity alongside if they wouldn't accept us
for whom we are. It's not entirely a bad experience though since we learn
our lesson of how to treat others who have similar feelings towards us. At least
that is what we say to encourage ourselves. It ain't that simple. No pain, No gain. lol

Thursday 14 May 2015

A Letter To Mahama

Ma guy, we admire your good courage and
confidence and that you haven't offered to
step down yet but we have good news. Coming
2016 we want to do you a favor, simply walk away
and none of your families and friends will be kidnapped.
It is virtually because of your face shyness that is why
we haven't planned a coup against you. 2016, advice yourself.
You can choose to settle us now and we will wait patiently for
the elections next year of which you would willingly step down or
we would choose to start torturing you and your family before you step
down next year. It's your choice but don't try anything silly. You should
know we have surveillance cameras all around you and your family atm. You are
wearing white linen and sipping your tea whilst you switch from one channel to another.
We know you don't watch our local television stations and don't listen to our local fm
stations that is why you still have the guts to still be governing the nation. Your wife
as at now is happily being escorted to the new resort you bought her just this morning.
Luckily for us, your sons and daughters are having a get together at Dubai, Bosnia Hotel,
room 478 as we speak and this is a good time to strike or you can transfer the 1million gh
cedis you transfered to your Italian account with the name Fared a night ago for your trip to
Berlin to watch the champions league and many more into our account, call this number when you ready to talk. 050-136-0270. Nice doing business with you, we will keep coming for more.
Thank you.

Fellow Ghanaians

Our Brothers and Sisters in Ghana take heart,
we have heard your cry and plead and we have good
news. We have had several meetings with America's
President, Barak Obama concerning your situation at hand
and we have come up with a suitable solution which would
put a smile on your faces and ours as well. Our plan is to
build another state for you here, a 53rd State and we shall
call it Gold Coast City. Before we can do that we need you to send
us 90% of your monies and natural resources yearly until we complete
this project. It's only a 50years project.
                 Thank you.

Tuesday 12 May 2015

Indecisive

The category of people we should be very afraid of.
Isn't because they are deadly or wicked but they can
change their mind any minute due to certain circumstances which
is always personal. They are easily convinced but not thoroughly convinced.
They can say Yes to your proposal and No to you before the marriage
ceremony. They are always afraid of the choice to make even if they
are to choose between two things. Get to really know them before you
start taking them seriously. It's for your own good.

Sometimes

On certain occasions, We have no choice but to say "Yes".
Not that we are afraid or intimidated to say "No" but we
just can't say so knowing how anxious the person is and
how disappointed they would be if we don't. After all the question
isn't anything serious. It could be that they asking whether we love them,
they being special to us, wouldn't we do anything to hurt them and many more.
And it's not that we lying if we admit, its just that we would have wanted to disapprove in order not to make them get unnecessary ideas.

Difficult To Tell

Some people are the quiet type, they usually
have nothing saying or to ask. They just love to listen.
They normally like to smile or laugh at any little joke.
It's difficult to tell what they are truly thinking about since
asking them why they are smiling out of the blue will just result
in them answering, "nothing". They only find the need to explain
when caught on the spot or else they see it unnecessary to do so.
Even with catching them on the spot you would have to be smart
else they would find their way out without saying anything substantial
you can hold against them. But if they feel safe with you, they try to
open up once in a while. It's difficult to tell without them choosing to
tell you. Get used to it.

Into Writing

Lemme tell your how I developed my talent in
creative writing. I was a shy kid, and a quiet type as such.
Couldn't man up for things I wanted and I usually pretended I
wasn't into ladies of which it was obvious to tell I did, by my actions.
I started writing about stuffs and ladies I knew I would never get just to
keep myself happy. Developed the habit of observing people in my class and writing
about how they feel inwardly even though their outward expressions proved otherwise. Wrote theories on a topic entitled, "Why people do what they do". Got me to understand human expressions and many more. I ended up writing letters for people's girlfriends in senior secondary school, depending on how they narrated their story, I was able to deduce the exact information they wanted to carry out. Your talent may be closer to you than you think, don't look far.

Monday 11 May 2015

Their Company

When I love to be around a particular person it
depends on a lot of things but they being interesting
or humorous doesn't come in. Their smiles, gestures,
touches, mood are just enough even if we both silent.
Their words mean a lot to me but if they choose not to
talk at all I'm definitely okay. I can be with them the whole day
without saying a word but just staring and smiling is enough to
keep me from getting hungry. I don't know if you really get me.
Then it may be that you are the emotionless type or you've shut down
your emotion system or you may say you don't easily get carried away.
Nice try, keep deceiving yourself until you one day get carried away. I mean
chatting with them takes my mind off my surroundings cause I watch out for every
body expressions they make and that can affect my mood as well. I try not to think
about them when I'm alone cause it would make me wanna see them the more. Such people
come once in a while, do well to hold on to them. Trust me, Its worth-it

Suspect

Maya: Mom, I know Kwesi is cheating on me with another. Just waiting until it backfires then he would come crawling back to me again. I guess he underestimates how well I know him sometimes. I can always tell when he has divided attention. During those moments, he doesn't really call or text me that much. He is okay if he doesn't hear from me in a day, it's like he is fine with that. You haven't spoken to someone you are dating in 24 hours and you see nothing wrong with it. And his plans are mostly impromptu and other times he doesn't even mention it to me if he meets up with someone. I can tell when something is up with him yet he would say he is fine. Then when I decide to stretch the matter, he later decides to say what he was going through. But why hide it from me in the first place?. I don't really get it. Sometimes, he just decides to ignore me. He sees my message and doesn't reply. He sees my missed call and doesn't call back. Then 2 minutes later, he would update his whatsapp status. I mean, who does that?. Lol!. He still treats me like his ordinary friend, which hurts me. I see no changes as we graduated from friendship to lovers. No special treatment or exemptions, I don't feel special in anyway. I previously thought it was because we were friends, but now we're lovers and yet I don't feel special in anyway. The very kind of love I wished I never had. But now, I'm in love with him. Mom, he doesn't even know how to exchange common love messages. He reads and never replies. I just don't get him sometimes. How can one be such unromantic?. He's just weird. My type of weird.

Sunday 10 May 2015

Being Bounced

Most of us are afraid to go ahead with our proposals
because we are mostly afraid of being said "NO" to.
Some of us are used to it by now but others refuse to
officially propose because they aint truly certain of the
outcome and are afraid a "NO" may jeopardize their friendship.
Afterwards we find out later there was no harm in trying
after all but it's always at last. Wouldn't blame the guys
too much cause the ladies do make it difficult for them to tell
whether they are into them or not. The moment they think
they are getting somewhere they get shut down discovering something
that totally dumps their spirit which is mostly a chat the lady had with
someone else. I don't also blame the ladies because the guys makes it
also difficult for them to know what they really feel and if they can trust
them wholly since most of their actions are quite contradictory.

Regret

No courage to do something always results into regret. Lemme tell you someone's life story. A guy really liked a lady through out his 4years stay in university but wasn't bold enough to confront her, so he always kept beating around the bush because he had a bad feeling he would be bounced. He did try to propose many times but anytime he tried to, something would bump into it to destroy the chance he had. Luckily, he meets her after university at a cafeteria during their national service, of which they made it their usual meeting hour to talk during their lunch period. He mastered courage to confess his feelings to her one time. But the moment he said "Will You?", he decided to lift up his head to look her in the face. The intensive look on the girl's face alone, not to talk of her reactions made him lose courage and ended up asking. "Will you do me a favor?". Years afterwards, they meet at a business conference, both of them happily married with children. While they were chatting, he asked her, do you remember the day at the cafeteria?. I almost proposed to you and she responded, I was hoping you would, I kept on praying within me you would propose that day, cause you were a responsible guy and a very good marriage material. After she answered, he replied, "if only I knew what you were thinking, because your facial expression told a different story". And they laughed it off. So why don't you give it a try now.

Friday 1 May 2015

A Nagging Girl

My roommates's friend called Roland, normally comes into our room
pissed off or upset from a chat he had with his girlfriend. She's a nagging
girlfriend, no doubt, but what is really funny is she complains about the little
things and this puts him off to the extent that he has to come talk about it in our
room, which can last for hours, sometimes as early as 7am. He's now fed up and concluding
that he doubts whether he wants her as a wife.
I know you would say im taking his side cause he's a boy so lemme elaborate further.
She complains about him not calling her as he used to which is a good argument but when
he realizes his mistakes and starts calling regularly she asks why he's pretending he cares.
When she calls and it rings for a longer time than usual before he picks up, is a problem.
If he picks up and says i'm busy at the moment is another problem. If she tells him she's off
to the hospital and after a while he doesn't call to ask of the run down is a problem.
If she calls and it happens to be line busy, then is a greater problem. He's now made up his mind to leave his life and that he is still young, and deserves to have his piece of mind.
Is that a good choice?, you tell me.