Thursday 14 May 2015

A Letter To Mahama

Ma guy, we admire your good courage and
confidence and that you haven't offered to
step down yet but we have good news. Coming
2016 we want to do you a favor, simply walk away
and none of your families and friends will be kidnapped.
It is virtually because of your face shyness that is why
we haven't planned a coup against you. 2016, advice yourself.
You can choose to settle us now and we will wait patiently for
the elections next year of which you would willingly step down or
we would choose to start torturing you and your family before you step
down next year. It's your choice but don't try anything silly. You should
know we have surveillance cameras all around you and your family atm. You are
wearing white linen and sipping your tea whilst you switch from one channel to another.
We know you don't watch our local television stations and don't listen to our local fm
stations that is why you still have the guts to still be governing the nation. Your wife
as at now is happily being escorted to the new resort you bought her just this morning.
Luckily for us, your sons and daughters are having a get together at Dubai, Bosnia Hotel,
room 478 as we speak and this is a good time to strike or you can transfer the 1million gh
cedis you transfered to your Italian account with the name Fared a night ago for your trip to
Berlin to watch the champions league and many more into our account, call this number when you ready to talk. 050-136-0270. Nice doing business with you, we will keep coming for more.
Thank you.

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