It Happens 2

Boy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Boy: Good?
Girl: Very
Boy: Alright, I'm coming over to take you out.
Girl: Huh, Please No.
Boy: Too late, You've got only 3hours to get ready
Girl: You kidding me right?
Boy: I'm not
Girl: You didn't tell me on time, besides what shows I would have agreed.
Boy: Please too much talking won't help, hurry up.
Girl: Oh you too, just wanted to make it fun, on my way to shower.

It Happens

Boy: Where are you?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Need a favor
Girl:I'm busy
Boy: Oh please
Girl: Find someone else
Boy: Can't get anyone, besides I'm closer to your workplace.
 No Reply...
20minutes later...
Boy: Thanks a lot, found someone.
Girl: What was it anyway?
Boy: On my way to Accra and was leaving my car with you for 2days.
Girl: Oh I'm coming.

Just Pray

In everything examination from grade 3, I would fall outside the first ten category. Until one day, in grade 3, I and a friend held hands and prayed before the examination that we wanted to see changes in our score. After the examination, we walked up to view our posted results and I was ninth and he was tenth. We looked at each other and smiled. Until grade 8 I never ceased being ninth every-time examination took place. Unfortunately I dropped to twelfth then I came back to my senses and made another request and in grade 9 I was sixth. So you see, if you okay with where you are, you will keep being there until you decide to move forward.

Just Believe

As a little child I could do stuffs I haven't done in a while now. I had so much faith that even when it was black out i would kneel, pray and cry and the light would be back on. It was so real that my siblings thought it was coincidence but anytime I didn't the light wouldn't come back on until midnight. So they would come get me anytime is black out and every single time the light came back on unless I'm not in the mood. Even with that I would let them know it wouldn't work. Faith would keep you going if you believe.

Just Happened 2

I finished eating but i felt lazy to wash my plate so I left it on my bed whilst coding. I fell asleep a couple of minutes afterwards and before I knew it ants had invaded my privacy so I had to do away with the plate right away. I managed to get it to the kitchen, placed it in the sink, gave them a lot of signals about the upcoming flood just like Noah did but the turned on deaf eyes. I opened the tap anyway and I remembered how Noah suffered getting people on board.

Just Happened

I was busy texting through our the night with a new friend I just got, it was black out and hot which delayed my sleep. The chat was interesting though so I wasn't bored. Hours later my phone also blacked out, so I eventually slept. The next morning I ended up at work forgetting to put my phone on charge. The moment I did, it just wouldn't charge. Then a voice said to me, this is how rapture is gonna be like. You'll never see it coming. Until today my battery is still dead without reason.

About That

I still wanted to know the meaning of love and I was told is not the feeling when you with her but the feeling of you day-dreaming of her when you not with her and when you thinking of her every-time something interesting happens and you keep saying in your head, if she were here. Like you wish she were here to hear this or what she would have said if she were present or you see something and you like, she would really like this. That's when you can talk of love, but we mistake selfish desires for love when we hungry or when we bored and we wish they were around us to keep us happy or buy something for us. wink!

Awkward Moments

Times of total silence when no one is talking and no one seems to be thinking of something to say. Example: 1. When you invited by someone to a program or a premier and you decide to go because you've got nothing doing and you two start talking from the start but it gets to time you've said everything on your mind and total silence breaks in. 2. When taken on a lift by a family friend, relative, course mate from work or lectures and after you start off well but after a while no one is talking. 3. Especially in telenovelas when the guy kisses the girl for the first time and afterwards there's dead silence. 4. When you meet a childhood friend or mate on your way to the same destination and for a while you talk but after sometime no one says anything. Share your awkward moments as well

What to Receive

My Grandfather wasn't a spiritual man but he knew a few stuffs an old man should know through a couple of experiences he had. He was a soldier and he always loved to polish his boot and wipe his medals at his leisure times. I did like to sit and watch how serious he was whilst I ate. He was a man of few words so everything he said was taken seriously. I only realized he fought in the 2nd World War after he passed away. One day, a woman visited us and came along with a goat. Few minutes after they left, he called my father and told him plainly he should also give it out as a gift. And he asked why the women came over cause they have never done that before. And he said he went over for a funeral at their hometown and decided to dash them some money. He looked pissed and warned my dad not to give or take anything from them cause they were all witches. My father understood why strange things happened to him that week. A lesson he would always remember.

The Right Direction

I decided to board a mini-van on my way home from work one day.
And as I was about approaching my destination I hinted the mate I was
about alighting, just a couple of blocks away. I was sitting right in front
of  him but he turned around instead to ask who said he/she was alighting.
 Thought he was messing around with me so I just told the driver instead
and I got down. Then a voice said to me, this is how we turn to the wrong
direction when we are expecting something from God and He is trying to
reach us with a simple solution. We end up listening to the wrong voice instead
and when things get messed up we think God did nothing at all. Be attentive!...

Her Little Chat

Girl: God I heard you know all things even before they happen.
God: You heard?, how interesting!!!...
Girl: So I was wondering how come you allow them happen anyway.
God: Gimme a example and I would explain why.
Girl: Okay, so the earthquakes, hurricane, storms, flood?
God: Those are natural disasters, you would understand if you study Geography.
Girl: So it's as a result of man's doing you mean?
God: I put man in charge to handle them and he's doing pretty well.
Girl: What about watching a Christian become an orphan and struggle in Life?
God: That's a good one.
Girl: Yeah!, save the best for the last, I always hear mama say.
God: I could have also stopped Eve from eating the apple but I gave man the power to make his own choices without intervening and the consequences of that isn't mine to deal with.
Girl: So what is yours to deal with?
God: Is to keep whispering in your ear the right choice to make.
Girl: I thought that was my instincts most of the time
God:There's a thin line between instincts and promptings of the Holy Spirit.

What Happened?

Girl: God, why did I have to be born in Ghana?
God: So you wanted Dubai and spend eternity in hell afterwards?
Girl: No, I could have been Canada and still make it to Heaven
God: What if I told you, you would have made so many mistakes in life.
Girl: But I would have still made it to heaven right?
God: So then why are you complaining now cause you will eventually get to heaven?
Girl: You really are smart. Turned it around on me huh
God: Saw that coming...wink!

See Them Too

Girl: Is there anything about me you don't like.
Boy: I'm not answering that, cause is a trap.
Girl: So there are things you hiding from me?
Boy: And here I am in the trap.
Girl: Tell me just one of them and I promise I won't get mad.
Boy: Okay, sometimes you are too beautiful.
Girl: Come on, Harry, Be serious.
Boy: I really don't like how you follow me around but guess you are
my Guardian Angel

An Ambitious Woman

At the end of the day every man want to settle
down with such a lady. A woman who sets her priorities
right. She puts what is important first and doesn't compromise
with anything at all that comes her way. She always end up making up
the right choice eventually even when swayed away with luxurious things.
To be continued

Unfortumate Outcome

Kwame went up to Kofi's hostel one fine Saturday afternoon to hang out.
While they were chatting he was scrolling through Kofi's gallery photos and
came across a picture that captured his attention. He asked Kofi straight away
who she was and he said she was a close friend and that he had tried everything
to get the girl since he noticed she was the good-innocent type. But nothing he has
done so far has pulled through. Kwame looked at him while he was talking and noticed
he was into this girl. You said you have tried everything, he asked. Yes oo ma guy, he replied. Alright give me the number and lemme use a different approach, maybe she sees you in a different way so no matter what you do, the best you can get is her attention, nothing else. For the whole academic year they never talked about her until the next academic year, Kofi went to visit her as usual and to his surprise he saw Kwame's name in her call list over and over again, as soon as he left her place, he called his friend and asked of the girl. "Oh she be ma sweetheart", he replied. Kofi's immune system broke down, he just didn't believe his ears. He decided to visit her with his friend the next time. and when they did he realized the reactions on the girl's face and even the way she hugged Kwame and spoke to him was different. Tears filled his eyes as he click on delete when the girl number popped up on his phone.

A Boy Girl Thing

The same way ladies are aware when a gentleman is about proposing,
The same way the gentleman also know the answer to his proposal before
he asks. If its a No or Will reply you later on, he is expecting, then he has
a way of going about his proposal even if it is a try and error he is doing,
But if it's a yes he is expecting, he either goes straight to the point or triggers
the lady do the asking indirectly. Which results in her asking, whom am I to you?.
He always has the best answer to the question since he has already thought it through
but doesn't give a straight answer. He prolongs the answer, wanting to know if the lady is serious or is just asking by saying something like, I'm your husband or I'm whatever you think I am to you. The answer of the lady always determines if he should get serious or still play along.

Substituition

Sometimes you wanna talk to someone about something
but the moment you are about doing so someone else pops up
interrupting your chat and at the same time the person is curious
and attentive waiting for whatever you've got to say. And you don't
wanna attract attention or let the other person know what you about
saying. You have no choice but to postpone what you really wanna say.
Ending up making up something crappy which results in them saying
you ain't serious. Just deal with it

A Sudden Feeling

I know what you thinking, nevertheless have you experienced this kind of feeling before? Usually when you off to a party, drink-up,  dinner, reception, funfair, etc. It's like one moment you in a good mood and the next moment you just ain't feeling the vibe any longer. You just feel like going home, the kind of vim and vigor you were going with just drops.

Believe This

A professor once told me that women have the ability
to foresee if they've chosen the right partner before they
end up marrying the man. They either have an awkward
inner feeling in relation to her partner's actions, or it could be
through weird dreams. I was a little confused when he said that but he later
clarified his point with a lot of references from his counseling sessions
with women before and during marriage. And about 95% who are having problems have
confirmed saying that they had weird dreams of their spouses of which they didn't
bother to analyses critically. One of them said in her dream, she was boarding a flight with her spouse and she tripped so her footwear fell and she decided to go for it but the moment she took it and raised her head, her spouse had boarded the plane without her. But she was blinded by love and took it lightly so she went ahead to marry this man. And after their marriage this man has never cared of her whereabout or whatever. But she can't divorce him since marriage is for a lifetime. Let's Make the Right Choices Ladies!...

Up the Hill

I decided to board a mini- van to my destination one day
cause I wanted to save money and I was impressed by the sound
of it's engine. But then we got to a hill and as we begun to climb,
the sound of it's engine changed uprightly. There and then, a thought
bummed into my head, of how we easily judge people's character in good
times when we haven't experienced their temper in times of difficulties. This
results in divorces and separations, we should at least get to know someone's
bad side before proposing or saying yes regardless of the fact that people change
with time.

Knowledge is Power II

This experience made me realize why the rich are still
greedy to make more money even after earning it through foul means.
 My sister developed the habit of stealing my granny's credits little by little.
I noticed that right away when she started showing interest in changing her ringtone
and other unnecessary stuffs without her asking. My granny also always bought credits, even  if they said the number she was dialing was out of coverage area, she mistook it for having no credits. My sister realizing this cultivated the habit of stealing her credits in little folds. Then after a while she decided to divide the credits into two and steal half. Until it wasn't enough for her and my granny also started getting suspicious and she was finally caught. How silly!!!.

Knowledge is Power

I met a good friend of mine at Ecobank, Accra branch. He made mention
of now relocating to stay in the capital city permanently. So I was curious of
his dealings in the bank. He spoke with a big smile so I was expecting better, but
he said since he will be no longer in Kumasi, he found it wise to close down his account
in Kumasi and open a new one in Accra. I was a little confused so I asked the what bank he was saving at in Kumasi and he answered Ecobank. So you closed down your Ecobank account in Kumasi to open another one in Accra? , He answered confidently yes without seeing anything wrong with it. Guess you also don't see anything wrong with it too huh!...shaking my head!

Wonderful Experience

I know you may find this absurd but is a feeling that comes once in a while and of course I didn't take it lightly. Two ladies who were friends of my dad in the states decided to pay us a visit on their way back from the states. It was such a memorable one week experience. I began eating foods I don't get to even see until special occasions. It was like everyday was a special occasion. The fridge was stocked with drinks, fruits and junk foods as well. Everything some was inside. lol. Come and see me, as if I owned the house. I always made sure I clear the table after they were done eating cause they always left the drinks half-empty and some fruits or slices of pizza for me to consume. Please it wasn't meant for the dogs. I was caught once though when I was done clearing the table, one of them called me in request of some more pineapples. I fed them to the dog and the parrot, I replied. Okay, then the fruit juice will do, she said. For that one I have drank it, I answered. She smiled and shook her head as she entered the room. I know right!

Happy Father's Day

I bought my father a gift after church service and placed it on his desk so
he could easily see it without stress. Hours later, my mother came over, thanking
me on behalf of my dad for the wine with laughter and smiles. It did seem a little
strange but I soon forgot about it. During the evening, I decided to for my mom's phone to call a couple of friends since she had activated for the mtn talk chaw. And there was my wine, half-empty beside my mom who was fast asleep. I was tempted to also take a sip, before I realized I had drank the whole bottle so I decided to leave the bottle on the floor with a mob right beside it and left the floor a little wet as well. Indicating the wine fell and poured accidentally and I was off to bed.

When We Hurt

We don't always expect what people do or say.
It may be totally uncalled for or out-of-line at times.
But once the harm is done is up to us to know how
to deal with it regardless how bad it hurts.
The choices we make maybe regrettable but at that very
moment we just can't think straight. All we wanna do
is tell them what's on our mind and be free.
It's understandable but self-control is key.

Life is Complicated

How would define life in your own words?
Is Life that easy or smooth always?, why is it that way...
I visited the ICGC Christ Temple Church  a couple of weeks ago
when Dr. Nevers Mumbia was preaching on a topic called Life.
And I begun to wonder and elaborate more on life.
He said, Life is the distance between the day you born and the day
you die. It can also be said that It is how we navigate through the twists
and turns. That is, Life happens even if we ain't ready for what it has for us.
But how we are able to stand and persevere is called Life. He also said the choices
we make differentiate one's life from another regardless. He explained further by saying our choice of a future partner can also drastically change one's life.  Concluded by saying, Life is a queue and there will come a day there will be no one left in front of us but endurance is key. Meaning our time will surely come so we shouldn't give up cause we failed yesterday cause is LIfe.

Mess Up

Sometimes we mess up with someone so badly
that we just would understand if they decide not
to holla at us any more. But we just have to deal
with the fact that we did mess up and would do anything
if we could turn back the time. It's just unfortunate they
wanna hear our side of the story but our explanation may
worsen things so we keep them to ourselves making things
even worse for us. I always say if they meant to be in our lives
they will definitely need time out or a little space but they will always
stick around. But we should play our part in that.

Relax

Julia:  Hey!
Smith: Hey!
Julia: How you doing?
Smith: I'm doing good, finally, you missed me,
       always had a feeling this day would come
       but didn't expect it this soon.
Julia: Hey!, Relax, text messaging  all my Vodafone numbers
       cause my bundle will expire tomorrow and don't
       want it to go waste.
Smith: Oh okay, bye!.
Julia: Lol!, Funny boy

Concern

I know you never saw this coming but I'm curious.
Have you ever felt like you won't make it to heaven
if the trumpet should sound now?. How does it feel
actually?, it's like we ain't doing enough to make it
there. I know for sure we will make it there, but how many
crowns are we gonna receive based on our works?. There is more
we can do, but just the little we doing and our faithfulness towards
that is enough.

Forgetfulness

We see the signs when they once in a while
forget our birthday, then our anniversary. We make
up excuses for them, that is due to the stress.
Then they occasionally forget our children's birthday,
relative's name, parent's name and we still okay.
Therefore we shouldn't get pissed when they also
forget the children's age, grade and other petty stuffs.
Let's look at the bright side, they have good qualities that
eclipses their shortcomings. Thats what we should embrace,
or better still we can choose to tell them to prevent getting
disappointed instead of expecting a surprise.